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Riddles, Jokes and Fun Facts
Having a good hearty laugh and a chuckle is Koola Koola healthy. Here's some Internet humor with jokes, riddles and interesting fun facts. We hope you enjoy them enough to send to your Internet friends and family.
Riddles:
What belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?
Answer- Your Name
How do you make the number seven even?
Answer- Take away the "s"
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
Answer- A deck of cards
Jokes:
What do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a steam shovel and a Chihuahua?
Answer- A Hot Diggity Dog
Dick Cheney: "You have your shoes on the wrong feet."
George Bush: "That's impossible! These are the only two feet I have!".
Wife: "The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."
Husband: "So which is this?"
Mitt: "Why didn't you marry your gorgeous girlfriend?"
Newt: "I introduced her to my rich uncle. Now she's my aunt!"
Sam: "What two things can you never eat for breakfast?"
Sally: "I don't know."
Sam: "Lunch and dinner!"
Q. Did you hear about the Birther that locked his keys in his car?
A. He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.
Q. How many Birthers does it take to hunt possum?
A. Three. One to scrape it off the road, and two to watch for cars.
12.07.2009. 16:01
Obama 2012
"Looking forward to eight years of peace and prosperity."
And we've got to get in gear to make sure it happens. It's already time to begin preparing the framework for a new term for President Obama.
We just can't let another GOP (The Party of NO) underachiever get even the slightest of chance getting their paws on the purse-string again.
Notifications:
Due to the recent election of President Barack Obama, and the new hope to American he brings with him - The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned back on.
Now that's what you call Koola Koola.
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
Barack H. Obama is the 44th President of the United States
CALL OUT Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty
Gov. Tim Pawlenty
Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty recently claimed that health reform will lead to death panels -- a claim so thoroughly debunked that even former Republican Congressman Joe Scarborough called him on his lies. And Pawlenty's extreme behavior didn't stop there. Watch the video, then take action to call him out!
Until conservatives once again hold Republicans to the same standard they hold Democrats, they will have no credibility and deserve no respect.